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sluttasticc: juliandeguz: ourbabekidrauhl: ev4nescent: boxmans-girlfriend: part-the-red-sea: fenixorden: I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR AGES OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD XD WHAT IS AIR? omgg Reblogging again just because this is the funniest thing ever. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHA omfg. poor kid HAHAHAH omfg....

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The moment you pay your ex a lil visit and his family is excited when you walk in. That’s how you know they love you. Somoza Family<3

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lolol!!

Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
me: whoops

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Lol, last night at The Grove.

Guy: How are you? You've been busy huh?
Me: I'm good, but just a little sick. Yeah I've been busier than the usual, and yourself? 
Guy: Good. You've been busy cause you haven't been here in a while. 
Me: *lol* :)
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 I used to go to The Grove a lot, lol, they already know me ^.^

Dec 24th

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Family.

I’ve always wished for my family to have a tight bond with each other. Right now I’m stuck in a pickle—spending Christmas with my Mom or my aunt 3 hours away. My grandma brought us all presents except for Grayson. Yeah she has no obligation but it is a little fucked up cause all it does it hurts my Mom and I. My Little Boy isn’t at fault for anything, yet he gets...

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